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Nisha’s Husband Swap 3: Visitors. Chapter 2.

“Tell me what happened, poor love,” Nisha said, resting her hand on Fraser’s leg.

Nisha woke the following day to the sound of more fucking next door. “Oh, God! Oh, God! Fuck me harder! Fuck Mummy, then shoot your cum on her big tits. Oh God, your cock feels so good!” Fraser was evidently giving Poonam the fucking of her life, and anot...

Nisha’s Husband Swap 3: Visitors. Chapter 1

“Oh God, you’re not going to believe this - Poonam’s coming.”

“Oh God, no!” Nisha stared in shock and disbelief at her phone. Chris looked over his newspaper and put down his morning cup of tea. “Is everything okay, Darling?” Nisha didn’t respond at first as she continued to read the email with a look of horror on h...

A Visit From St. Nicholas (The Naughty Version)

My apologies to Clement Clarke Moore for this version of his classic poem...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, We were fucking like rabbits, both pissed on the Grouse. My stockings were strewn on the back of a chair, And my legs were akimbo, both feet in the air. My husband was fucking me hard on the be...

Doris and Bert

Life's not hard in their household

Doris pranced around the room Playing with her tits She stopped to look at naked Bert Still flaccid were his bits. She bent and stuck her naked arse In his sad old face Hoping to get his gander up Make his old heart race. Reaching back fingered crack Her...

Hayden and the Moon Maiden

Opposite attract: it says it all that Leigh is really fucking smart.

“Oh my god! Look at that freak!” Gavin had spotted our neighbor, Leigh, who was out in her backyard with her telescope thingy. Leigh’s sister, Millie, had been in our year at school before the car crash. Drunk driver. She wasn’t in any year after that. “G...

Anonymous

The Timepiece Traveler 2

This a continuation of my 'Time Travel' competition entry from almost a year and a half ago. Hope you enjoy it!

I slowed the timepiece until I saw a man walk down the sidewalk, and take the path to my front entrance. He knocked, and my wife came to the door to let him in. I walked across the road, went up to the house, easily passed through the exterior wall, and s...

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Mrs. Claus, Keynote Speaker

Evelyn Claus rings in the New Year in the company of lovely women.

“Oh, Nicholas, you look exhausted this year.” “It’s a labour of love, my dear.” Mrs. Claus rubbed her husband’s knotted shoulders. “Shall we raise your North Pole?” she asked, leaning in to nibble on his earlobe. “You should pack, love. The Arctic and Ant...

Missing in Action - Chapter 2

Faye's tour in Missing in Action goes well, mostly

The tour was good.  Clarrie and I managed to rent a small flat in the heart of Windsor, a stone’s throw from the Castle and the theatre.   The first few days we were doing the technical stuff that has to be boringly and painstakingly precise.  It’s nothin...

Hello and welcome. This is a little story about my foray into BDSM. Firstly, it wasn’t my idea. I just need to get that out of the way from the start. It all began with my friend Mary. Her birthday was coming up and I asked if there was anything special s...

Special Delivery (Harder! Faster!)

Ordering the full package turned out to be a terrible mistake ... for him, but not for his wife

“Harder!” she urged. “Faster!” Felicia’s hands were on his buttocks, pulling him into her. Perspiration soaked his forehead as Ben tried his best to rise to his wife’s desires. It was never enough. “Harder! Faster!” Any faster and they’d have to call an a...

Dear Cum - Dr Flappyduck

Everyone has problems. I do my best to help.

WARNING: This 'Dear Cum' contains non-sexualised references and descriptions of vaginas. We appreciate this is unsettling and unnatural. Be assured that this is just a brief forray into the world of Medical Science. Vaginas are, of course, nectar oozing f...

The Foolish Freshman

A foolish competition entry. Interpret that whichever way you like...

My Mama always said she wanted me to go to college. But when I did, she cried. So weird. I wasn’t good at figuring out people, not even Mama. I grew up on a ranch miles from anywhere and Mama homeschooled me all by herself. I knew I wasn’t the sharpest to...