My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie. I came to Lush as a student, enjoying sex but slightly unsure of myself. 12 years, later I'm married and a mum - which makes me officially a MILF!

I am 5'8" and my breasts are 32b (still!). People tell me I've got a lovely bum. 

Married - Saturday 4th September 2021. Became mum for first time - Friday 31 March 2023. 

And I still love sex. 

To repeat, I love sex.

I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex.

I love sex with men and with women.

I have had a lot of sexual partners (before I was married).

I have given an awful lot of blowjobs.

I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts.

I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both.

I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks.

I love exhibitionism and voyeurism.

I love doing all these things in the open air.

I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug.

I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play.

I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom.

I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”. Or "daddy".

I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar.

I don’t give out my phone number or do any sort of cam chat. 

I don’t like people who talk in text speak ("Hi how R U" = ignored).

But I do love my clitoris.

Back when it was a thing, I used to enter the Lush Attention Whore competition. Every time I came so close...
2012 ... Third
2013 ... Third
2014 ... [No comp]
2015 ... Third
2016 ... Second
2017 ... [No comp]
2018 ... [No comp]
2019 ... [Fiction Whore] Third

I have published stories in all 58 Lush story categories.

I have entered quite a lot of Lush story competitions. These are all of them (I think).
June 2012 – VIP – A Fuck at the Opera (unplaced)
November 2012 – Spice it Up – I’m a Bit Tied Up This Afternoon (third)
March 2013 – Humour – Pyramus And Thisbe (first)
August 2013 – Autumn Equinox – The Offering (third)
November 2013 – Put a Spin On It – Putting a Spin On It (third)
December 2013 – Quickie Sex – Warm Rain, Hot Lust (unplaced)
January 2014 – Seduction – Satanic Seduction (unplaced)
March 2014 – Oral Sex – For Old Times Sake (unplaced)
July 2014 – Toy With Me – Executive Toy (Top 10)
January 2015 – Some Like It Hot – Scents and Sensuality (unplaced)
October 2015 – LGBT – Taking Penny Home (Top 10)
July 2016 – Sporty Sex – Mixed Doubles (Top 10)
December 2016 – Holiday Hijinks – It’s Behind you (second)
March 2017 – Passion Poetry – Piccadilly Passion (Top 10)
July 2018 – Sizzling Summer – Morning Surf Madness (unplaced)
April 2019 – Notorious – How to Get On in the Movies (unplaced)
August 2019 – Kinky Fetish – Every Bad Girl Deserves Spanking (unplaced)
October 2019 - Horrorween - Lesbian Vampire Lust (unplaced)
May 2020 - Microfiction - Forgive Me... (unplaced)
Nov 2020 - Myths & Legends - Legend of Adam's Yew (third)
Jan 2021 - Debauched - Birthday Bukkake Bonanza (Top 10)
Feb 2021 - Valentine's Poetry - We Are One (unplaced)
Aug 2021 - Quickie and Risqué - Vanessa Fucks the Tentacle Beast (Top 10)

Apr 2022 - Spring Forward - Turning Terry (unplaced)

Jun 2022 - Swing into Summer - Summer Afternoon Foursome (unplaced)

I've also published a couple of short Kindle ebooks. They're each only £1.99, which is practically nothing these days. Filthy, fun and cheap. What are you waiting for? See up there under my header pic for a link to them on Amazon.

Interests
I love words, and trying to put them in the right order to say something special. I now have quite a lot of stories here on Lush, ranging from straightforward stories of straight and lesbian sex, through some more kinky tales of exhibitionism and fetishism, to a couple of silly poems. If one of my stories makes you come, then I know I have succeeded! And if you read and enjoy one, then do please post a comments - I like to hear what you think.

Current Favourite Books
Been reading more non-fiction books on contemporary issues of interest to me as a woman. These include "Unfair Play - the Battle for Women's Sports" by Sharon Davies and Craig Lord, "Time To Think" by Hannah Barnes (about the Tavistock Clinic Gender Service scandal), "Trans" by Helen Joyce, and "Tough Crowd" by Graham Linehan.

Favourite Authors
Still enjoy the classics - Austen, Brontes, Dickens, Shakespeare. P.G Wodehouse for fun. And recently been devouring books by Iain Sinclair, who writes about London in a unique way: recently lucky enough to hear him talk about his books in person.

Favourite Movies
Lots of the best movies I’ve enjoyed have been “kids’ movies” seen with my family! Pixar films like “Up” and “Toy Story 3” make me cry! I must be a romantic at heart, ‘cos I like old films like “Casablanca” too. Grew up with all the Harry Potter films as they came out. 

Favourite TV Shows
Silly British comedy like "Toast of London", "House of Fools", "Miranda". Also "Sherlock" and "Fargo". I used to like "The Walking Dead", but now Disney+ has bought up the final series, I guess I'll never know how it ends now. Bastards.

Favourite Music
I'm a "classical" girl at heart, with wide and idiosyncratic tastes: everything from Bach to Birtwistle. Love opera especially, and recently embarked on my first "Ring Cycle" at Covent Garden - thanks to hubby's generosity with tickets!