Jake, Not From State Farm
He came to service the HVAC system and serviced her instead.
The doorbell rang, and since I was on a work call, I asked my wife to answer it. I didn’t realize at the time that she had just gotten out of the shower after coming home from the gym. So, imagine my surprise when I got off the call and saw Jake, our HVAC guy, standing there in the hallway with my wife, wrapped in a towel. “Um, hi there, I’m Jake,” he said, trying not to notice how the towel was barely covering my wife. “...