My third year of college at USC is just ending. I spend most of my time in the dorm during the school year. My parents live in Belair, which is not too far from the university, but it takes all day to drive in LA traffic. My parents are not home all that much. I spend all my summers at home by the pool. Sometimes, my friends drop by. When I got home as the semester ended, my mom said, "It's so nice to have you back home,...

Hi, my name is Evelyn Elf. I am here to tell you all about Santa. Let me start by saying I have been an elf for seven years. I met the old geezer while working at a strip club Called the North Pole. I have already heard all the pole jokes. I was stripping and this one old goat would not quit staring. It was creepy. After getting off stage, I walked over to him and asked him, "What are you staring at?" He said, "You. I wan...

Glory hole I grew up as a farmer's daughter. Life was hard for my family. My dad worked on the farm from dawn to dusk, sometimes even in darkness. My mother had it no better. Raising me, my older brother Andy, and my sister Ella. As we all grew older, we were able to help. My brother worked at the farm with my dad when not in school. My sister and I helped on the farm where we could and helped my mother cook and clean. We...