Hi, my name is Evelyn Elf. I am here to tell you all about Santa. Let me start by saying I have been an elf for seven years. I met the old geezer while working at a strip club Called the North Pole. I have already heard all the pole jokes. I was stripping and this one old goat would not quit staring. It was creepy. 

After getting off stage, I walked over to him and asked him, "What are you staring at?"

He said, "You. I want you to be one of my elves. You have incredible knockers, the kind I like to knock on. My name is Santa. Can I see those again?”

I laughed at him and said, "You are nothing more than a pervert."

I flashed him and said, "Are You happy now?"

He sprinkled some fairy dust on me, and the next thing I knew, I was in the back of some old sled being dragged around the planet by some crazed reindeer. Do you have any idea how cold it is in an open sleigh? I damn near froze my tits off. We then landed at the North Pole. 

He escorted me in and said, "Time for you to begin your indoctrination as an elf. He sprinkled a little more fairy dust on me, and I stood there naked.

He said, "Ho, ho, ho."

I came to find out that Santa liked talking dirty during sex by calling all of us hoes.

He took off his Santa outfit, and I had never seen a cock like his. It was red striped, just like a candy cane. 

Santa said, "Like my Yule log?" 

I started sucking on his log. I had to know if it tasted like peppermint. It did.

I did not want to stop, but Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho. It's time for Santa to share his creme with you."

He began fucking me, and his peppermint log made me tingle from head to toe. The feeling of him going in and out of me sent me to the moon. He came in just a few minutes. 

The downside of Santa's cum was it was very sticky and hard to clean up. The upside was that it was easy to get someone to lick it all out of you. Everyone loves peppermint.

I know some people are nonbelievers in Santa. I want you to look at the cover picture of this story. That is me and Santa. Go on, look at it. I will wait. 

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See, I knew you would believe me.

You should also know some other things about Santa. Some of the songs about Santa contain lots of mistakes and typos. 

You all know the song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Huge typo. It was supposed to be. “Santa Claus is Cumming all over Town." He likes to spread his seed.

How about the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa." Every year we are hit with paternity lawsuits as Santa, the horny ole bastard, can't keep his Yule log in his pants. 

I am sure you know the song “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer." I am here to tell you that Rudolph's nose was not so bright and red. It was Santa's. That year, he was on one of his benders and drunk as a skunk.  

You must know the song "Deck the Halls." You remember the line "Don we now are gay apparel." That refers to when Santa was a cross-dresser and was bisexual.

There are many more examples of these mistakes, but now that you know more about the old coot you should be able to pick those out for yourself.  

You know the naughty and nice list?  Santa only checks the naughty list looking for hoes. We elves get the nice list.

I thought I would tell you what it is like to work for a slave driver. We elves work hard around the clock sometimes. Making all those gifts that you blow your hard-earned money on.

When we get a chance, we also hang out at the Elves Bar and Grill. It's a great place to meet other elves, and I have been known to have a fling or two with a couple of them.

When Santa arrives, he walks through the door and says, "Ho, ho, ho."

That means to all of us he is horny again, and he is there to pick out an elf, sometimes two elves.

We all want to be the one he picks. You just do not get enough of the candy cane cock.

I remember one time he picked me, and a male elf named Ernie. It was the best time I ever had there.

I would suck on Santa's candy cane cock as Ernie filled my pussy with his enormous manhood.

Santa said, "Fuck that elf, Ernie. Make Evelyn cum. Ho, ho, ho."

Ernie pumped me harder, bringing me to orgasm many times. 

Ernie came in my pussy, and Santa said, "Time for me to creme that pussy with peppermint."

Santa fucked me harder and harder as Ernie watched. The feeling of peppermint in your pussy, I just can't explain how good it makes you feel. Santa shot a load of Santa cum in my pussy. Ernie was there to lap it up quickly. It is a privilege for us elves to eat Santa's creme.

You may have wondered by now what about Mrs. Claus. You need not worry. She is the sex toy tester. Every year, you can hear her in the back of Santa's workshop, moaning and sometimes screaming with pleasure. When we hear her scream, we know we have a winner.

I would not trade my elf life for the world now. The hours may be long, and the pay may be nonexistent. Where else do you get free rent. All the food and drink you can consume? The best part is sucking on the Yule log.

Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas