Congratulations to the winners and Thank you Kimmi!

Will I get laid on News Years Eve?

Tick Tock goes the clock.  

I rip off my clothes.

Tick Tock goes the clock.

Standing nude on New Years Eve.

Tick tock goes the clock.

A man notices me.

Tick Tock goes the clock.   

He kisses me.

Tick tock goes the clock.  

His cock is hard.

Tick tock goes the clock.

The clock struck twelve midnight.

Tick tock goes my pussy.

I say get rid of it. I understand those who may like to keep it . Most people I have noticed don't care for stories over 10000 words. Its a lot of work for little reward if you consider readership a reward. If it stays then I will try to write a novel to get a Omnium badge one day and god knows no one wants that😁

Have a great day

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And whilst I'm on a roll ...

Lush is a community that thrives on reciprocity. You read my stuff and leave a comment, nice or otherwise. I read your stuff and leave a comment, nice or otherwise.

Many of us are less good at doing the second part of that contract, me included, but if you expect readers/authors to read and comment on your stories then you should make more effort to read other people's stories and leave *them* comments. If I review your activity on your profile, you haven't commented on a single story and have only voted on one story.

If you did that I'm sure you'd find that more people would read and leave comments on yours.

Ps. Calling the Moderators a bunch of Grammar Nazis probably hasn't helped your cause much either.

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It has finally come to my attention that the activity log on my profile is not updating. It appears to be at least two days since new information was posted, Has anyone else noticed this same problem? I do like to keep up with the activity of my friends and followers.