“Well, Mrs. Claus,” said Santa as he sank wearily into his armchair, “It’s only the eighth of July and we’ve finished making all the toys for all the children in the world already. By my count, that’s a record. The elves have certainly excelled themselves this year!” “They certainly have, Santa,” exclaimed his wife, “And so, I think you’ll allow, have we.” “That’s true. I’ve never worked harder in all my years. My sack is...

It was a cold December morning, but Annie was warm and cozy under the covers. She stretched out under the soft sheets as she blinked her eyes. The sun was barely starting to come through the blinds. She snuggled back against her husband’s large frame. Her butt pressed up against his crotch as she wiggled into him, hoping to feel him get hard. Neither of them had to get up yet, and she was in the mood for a quickie before...

Amidst the cacophony of laughter and merriment, the debauched soirée pulsated with a palpable energy. The guests, adorned in their finery, engaged in frivolous banter and libations, oblivious to the sordid tale unfolding behind closed doors. Unbeknownst to them, a young man, whose name shall remain undisclosed, was about to embark on a journey of carnal exploration that would culminate in an orgy of ecstatic pleasure and...

Maeve stepped out of the Uber and walked up the snowy path to her boyfriend, James' house. It was Christmas Eve, and she was very excited to see him, and very horny, as she hadn't seen him in nearly a week, but she was nervous to meet his daughters for the first time. They were older than her, twenty-three and twenty-six, so she was nervous they'd think she was a gold digger or just not like her age gap with their dad. Sh...

On their fortieth wedding anniversary, Joseph and Mary made love under the date tree. He wasn’t able to screw her as energetically as he once had, but he knew his wife’s body well enough. When they’d finished, he turned to her and asked the question he’d waited four decades to ask. “Who was it then? An angel of the Lord? Come on! I won’t be angry. I’m curious. Seriously, who was it?” Sixty-year-old women do not blush as r...

It’s that time of year again, When we wait for ole Kris Kringle To fill our Christmas stockings, And make our pussies tingle. He’s got a giant package, And a really full sac And if I’m not mistaken, Not just on his back. He says that I’ve been naughty, And deserve a lump of coal. But he’ll leave me a present, If he can hammer every hole. I sit on Santa’s lap, And tell him what I need, To stuff me with his candy cane And f...

Kim walked home from the grocery store, snow crunching beneath her rapidly moving feet. It was cold, and she could not wait to get home. As Kim passed the twinkling lights of the Christmas tree in her neighbor's front yard, she suddenly felt sad. Sarah would not be home waiting for her; she had left yesterday to celebrate Christmas with her family, leaving the place to Kim. Kim opened the front door, and the Christmas tre...

Sister Noelia was alive. To begin with, there can be no doubt about that. To confront a further suspicion the reader may have of her, based on events in this tale, she was not only alive but very much sane. In fact, she was beloved and respected throughout not just the convent but the town of Santiago de Compostela, where she lived. And no wonder! None of the sisters were as diligent in their duties to God, nor as modest...

“Justin?... Justin Guillenot?” I turned around at the sound of a distantly familiar voice calling my name to see... “Holy shit! Jalissa Mendez? Is that you?” It was. “Oh my god! I can’t believe it!” she exclaimed, wrapping her arms around me. “How long has it been?” “Not since college,” I admitted, returning her hug. It felt like finding an old pair of jeans in the back of a closet, discovering they still fit. I finally p...

Tracy had just arrived back from the hairdresser, her gorgeous long blonde hair styled wavy in preparation for the adult Christmas party she and her husband would be attending tonight. She had decided to wear a typical Chanel little black dress, with sexy pink lace lingerie underneath as a surprise holiday gift; she did not want her outerwear to be too overtly sexy as she did not want to appear as the easiest slut in the...