“So what flavour would you like?” Maria gave a guffaw that turned heads in the pharmacy. “I’m serious, you have to think about these things! Unless you’re thinking of going down as nature intended it?” “My God! Keep it down!” “Keeping it down is not the idea of the evening.” Maria and Lucia had laughed so much that day that by now they were almost helpless with giggles. “Want some lube? Yeah, you want some lube.” “How muc...

Recently, I saw a post on the Lush forums asking, “What is the sluttiest thing you’ve done?”. Frankly, if true, there were stories on that thread that made my answer look tame. But I had an answer, of course. And it is time for my first story in the “True” genre. The scenarios in my stories have always been fictional, although there have been grains and nuggets of truth in some of them. I occasionally slip details from re...

Once, something very unusual happened between my stepsister, Maria, and me. Now, firstly, let me be clear: I never screwed my stepsister. If what follows seems weird, I understand that. But, in Mr. Clinton’s immortal words, "I did not have sex with that woman." However, I did have an incident with her that was inappropriate. In fact, it was (probably) wrong. For context, Maria and I were always close, from the time my dad...