The Case Of The Elusive Eggplant
Solve a cum-filled mystery of larceny, treachery and lechery. No vegetables were harmed in the writing of this story. Adult supervision advised.
Josie Vendredi, the hotel detective, met the insurance investigator, Jill Cannon, outside of the honeymoon suite crime scene. “Brace yourself,” she told her associate. “The walls. Everywhere. I’ve never seen anything that bad.” Vendredi looked at Cannon. Cannon looked at Vendredi. “Whoever it was, they left a message.” As she entered, surveying the scene, Cannon wrinkled her nose at the carnage’s pungent odor. Evidence ba...