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DiscreetOfficeServices.Com Chapters 21--22

Whore hard but keep a low profile...

Chapter Twenty-One... The Present... Tuesday... After I changed clothes, I caught a taxi from my apartment to the hotel where I was to give a Nooner to my first client. In the taxi, I called Danny to test out his new Bluetooth. It worked perfectly. He cou...

Portrait Of The Artist

Hal mets a succubus who is a docent at the art museum. She shows him around.

She was a docent at the art museum. Her name tag read "AGRAT." Hal was an assistant director at the museum. He asked her about the unusual name. "It’s an old family name," she said. That evening, out of curiosity, Hal looked up the name. To his surprise,...

The Tale Of Captain Blackheart And The Squirting Siren

A horny mermaid travels to the surface and finds her match aboard a pirate ship.

Deep in the Pacific Ocean, Swirlia Sea Angel tenderly raked her long flowing hair with a hermit crab. She sighed, setting the sweet animal down and thanking him with a nod and a wink. The crab waved his tiny claw and set off. Swirlia watched and sank down...

Movie Night

My attempt at light-hearted dirty talk told entirely in dialog. Hope you enjoy.

“Come on, Beth, Let’s go downstairs and watch it. The computer’s all hooked up to the TV.” “Jeez Van, you’re being a whiner. I’m still not sure I’m ready.” “What’s wrong? You never turn down sexy time.” “You’re just horny, and I’m not sure I’m into it.” “...

Dirty Bird

A parrot joins in with two former roommates.

“Dawn, what a beautiful home, on a street full of beautiful homes,” said Rhonda as they parked in Dawn’s driveway. “Thank you. It’s a long way from that dive we rented in college, huh?” “A looong fucking way. Whoops, I don’t usually drop the F-bomb like t...

The Sarcasm Society Duo Meet

Me? Use sarcasm? Never!

Recently, I was in line to get some coffee. The store was busy, and it caused people to be packed in like sardines. In front of me was a woman who appeared to be going to or returning from a gym workout based on her attire. She was wearing a very tight, r...

Probe

An aspiring porn star finds herself stretched in more ways than one when her plane is hijacked by a gang of ravenous aliens.

A nineteen year old girl walks along a lake watching the sky light up in a purple and green hue. This is the fourth time this summer she’d seen figures in the stars. Her face shines from a light pointed directly at her from above. “Ellieeee” a voice whisp...

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First Time Phone Sex

I swore I would never do it

I swore I would never do this, yet here I am dialing the phone. I'm a married man and shouldn't be having phone sex. We've shared so much since we connected. I know what she looks like, as she does me, but we haven't done this. She answered, and my heart...

The Blowjob You're Not Getting

You're imagining it, aren't you? Uh-huh, one hand massaging your balls, the other holding your shaft as I slide your bulbous head between my lips. It's not happening!

His cock was still hard moving around in a circular motion, cum dribbling down its underside as I stood in front of him looking down. His naked torso was covered in his seed including his chin, mouth, eyes, and hair. My son's eyes were full of lust imagin...

Titillature: The Rambling, Erotic Musings of a Redhead

My readers always make me feel like a best-selling author of erotica.

It’s a guilty pleasure knowing that the words flowing out of my mind, through my fingers, and onto the screen produce a certain titillation that keeps readers coming back for more. That feeling of turning a person on with my decadent imagination is powerf...