Competiton Stories

Santa couldn't make his mind up, Naughty or Nice? The bearded cockster was in the midst of the kind of dilemma he always had in the run-up to the big day. The first Christmas Day knobbing was something Santa always looked forward to. He always celebrated the midnight tea break fuck with a loud shout of "Christmas is cumming!" after he had fired his shot of Santa sauce onto or into the lucky recipient. Slippery Sally and T...

“Hey John, you coming to our coffee morning today?” asked Lucy. I’d met these school-run mums about six months ago, when my youngest changed schools. They were a tight group of five friends who always walked to school together. Somehow, I’d started to talk to one of them, called Lucy, who was very beautiful with blonde hair, long shapely legs, and a sexy smile. “Yes, looking forward to it,” I said, and she winked at me, w...

  What do you get for the person who has given you so much?   Chocolates … Yes, they would enjoy them, but only for a minute   Roses or some other sweet kind of flowers They would look pretty for a moment But only to wither and die   No… none of them are right There is always a romantic getaway Again, that does last.   Oh I know what I can give And no one else can…   My heart like theirs is priceless And what a valentines...

I’m good at my job. That’s what got me into trouble.The New York State Library found a partial copy of William Blake's First Book of Urizen, and they called a team of experts to authenticate it. I was one of those experts and I was the only one to identify it as a clever fake. It turns out, I was right. That’s what made me famous in the world of rare book antiquities.Six months later, my supervisor at the Boston Public Li...

"That's the guy from our, Toronto, office. He’s kinda hot," Shelly whispered to her friend Amber. I had been tasked with reviewing all the IT projects presently in development, and to identify any redundancy. Our IT headquarters was located in, Vancouver. Amber and Shelly were strategically seated at the highest trafficked area of the bar. Dab smack in the middle of it. When a cute guy would be waiting to order a drink, t...