There are three things you need to know about Ariel, my wife. First, she’s gorgeous. I mean, she might not be to everyone’s taste, but she is to mine. Ari is an absolute shortstack of a woman. She’s short even for a Filipina at a smidge under five feet (I’m sure she’ll yell, “Four-eleven-and-a-half, Kyle! Round up!” when she reads this), with the missing height apparently deposited in some truly magnificent curves. Add to...
“Trick or treat?” It was my hunky neighbour at the door, holding a large orange pumpkin. I frowned. “Sorry, I’ve got nothing. It’ll have to be a trick.” “How about this?” He lifted the lid of the pumpkin, revealing his rock-hard cock sticking through a hole in the back. Soon it was down my throat, filling my mouth with spurt after spurt of warm creamy jism. I licked my lips. “Now that’s what I call a tasty treat! Come in,...
Halloween, when ghosts and ghoulies abound Or Succubi and zombies prowl We drink and dance and sing Dress up as werewolves that howl A vampire in fishnets and heels Friend as a cop or a crook The eve of revelry and fun And if you’re lucky, a suck or a fuck Run with a horny devil Escape with an eager beaver Make out with a moist princess In the hope of a sexual diva Cannibals that eat only pussy Rodeo girls that love to bu...
“Hey mum,” said Tobias, as he closed the door behind him. “Hey love. How was your shift?” “Oh, fine, fine. Listen, I’m going out tonight, OK?” Eliska froze. Could tonight be the night? “Oh, that sounds fun. Will you be late?” “I’ll be out a while, so I’ll keep quiet when I get back.” “OK, love.” Tobias bustled around his room, got dressed, and had dinner. As he did so, Eliska texted her best friend, Anna. “He’s going out...
Muffet, sitting on her stool, eating cheese, meditated on the previous night's orgy. Mr Horner, a thumb up his ass, getting blown. Mary, a furry, wearing a sheep outfit. Muffin man, getting his buns buttered. Jack, dripping hot candle wax on female nipples. The other Jack, pail in hand, trying to collect cum for Jill's Bukkake fest, wasn't having any luck; the girls all swallowed. A good time was had by all. A prodigious...
It is pretty bad to have a name that is odd and different than everybody else. The main character in this silly story is named April Flowers. Could her parents of named her anything so strange? April had never met anybody else with such an absurd name. April had to learn early on that she was different. She had a weird name, and when she was a teenager, she liked to stand out in a crowd. April enjoyed dressing weirdl...
My Lover has a pussy grandThat has a trait uniqueIt seeps an acid nectar thereThat leaves the sipper weak Her panties never can be wholeFor such leakage wrecks its tollThe silken fabric is no matchAnd always has a hole I take precautions as I feastThere snug betwixt her thighsA HAZMAT suit and rubber glovesAnd goggles for my eyes Why, you ask, this risk I takeOf dangerous grounds indeed?Because I love her very muchAnd sat...
“Did you bring a toy with you?” he asks. “No. I didn’t need to. I have one right here.” “I’m not a toy. I’m a real boy!” This makes me laugh out loud. “See, I’m telling lies. Right now.” My giggles continue to spill forth as I feel him filling me. I encourage him: “Lie to me!” And he did for a little while. That climax, however, was anything but.
“Fuck, I should have known better,” Ella muttered under her breath, reaching for the bag of breakfast cereals, “than to—Argh!—let a ghost have his way with me.” She slammed the door of the cupboard with determined frustration. “And a desperate incapable virgin at that!” “Hey, I heard that!” came a disembodied voice from inside the refrigerator she was opening to find the disembodied head of her latest sexual escapade, loo...
The concrete is colder than I thought it’d be. More abrasive. Like sandpaper and those small, painfully annoying pebbles that squirm their way into your shoes back when you’re a kid drunk off sugared drinks and running like a bat outta hell around the playground.Worry free.Innocent. Happy.The fucking good old days of pop tarts, staying up late eating jellybeans and watching Power Rangers. Fighting over Monica Lewis’ affec...
I need you now If not before thenI can't stop wonderin'When I'll feel you againThe same old songAnd that stupid danceI just can't quit youI never stand a chanceTo be freeTo be meBut once you're goneI feel such a voidI cry and screamI get so annoyedI can taste youIt's all relevantI can smell youBut you got no scentThat's not what I meantI'm bentYou'll come backYou always doTogether againJust us twoAnd all the othersI'll ag...
As the speckled blue of the atmosphere sped past below her, Shannon Davis gazed in awe at the vastness outside out of the window. Despite the myriad of solar arrays that crisscrossed her view, she had never ceased to be amazed by the all-consuming, white dotted darkness that was outer space.It took the crackly metallic voice of Mission Control coming through the radio to break her out of her reverie. Shannon and her co-as...
I wish I'd never met you,I wish you weren't still here. I wish I didn't have these thoughts,I wish you'd disappear.I try to toughen up,And pretend like I don't care.But the truth is, I still think of you,In my mind, you're always there.How do I go on like this? Wondering like I do, Do you think of me at all? Do you miss me, as much as I miss you? My body still reacts,In a salacious and filthy way. And I find my hands roam...
The plan has always beenThat this is not part of the planStill we stand where we standAnd I will forever hold your handBut this is not part of the planIt’s so hard to describeSo no one understandsThis cannot be plannedThis feeling withstandsThrough threats and remandsI will always understandAnd things I’ll always knowLike it will continue to growIt is so awesome thoughAnd if you didn’t knowYour touch ignites the greatest...
Am I scared?Maybe a bitNever enoughTo call it quitsBecause this is itSo easyAnd so rareWith youI just careNothing to bewareNo secretsNo ghostsNo egosNeed to boastMy love, your hostFingertipsSoftened sighsI am yoursAll the timeAs you are mineThis must be itNo more bullshitKindness and witThis is truly itThat silly wordFull of feelEffortless loveThis is realThat's how I feel
