Hi-ya. I'm, |)@p|-|/\/€. Or D4phn3. That's Daphne to non-geeks. I am here to have fun, read erotica, and hopefully learn to write.

Grammar is HARD; C++ syntax is easy.

I want to thank the staff here for being patient with me. Cydia has been wonderful. She taught me more about grammar in a week than all my teachers combined, however, I'm still in grade school grammar-wise. WTF is a predicate?

In school, I didn't like English, I loved math and science; what would I EVER need English for… Oh, maybe this, huh? I can solve a differential equation, but getting the tenses correct in a story makes me pull my hair out. Arrrgh! Don't get me started on tenses.

I discovered the D/s world a few years ago, and dove into the deep end head-first. I am in a committed relationship with the most wonderful Mistress in the world, but will reply to messages and chat if you are interesting and fun. I DO have permission. I won't Cam, and won't send pic requests. PLEASE do NOT send me random dick-pics.

I write what I know and like. Plus Micro. My stories that have 'Daphne' in the title are true. Mostly true. I do dramatize and mix in elements from other encounters, but the main events remain true.

I am pretty, but not beautiful, I'm a solid seven out of the shower, but will never win a beauty pageant.

I am new to writing. Like… VERY new. Like, I wrote my first story in January 2023. I even bought most of my papers in school, and I should be punished for that. (Grins) Constructive criticism is always welcome.

I am a geek, and love all things geeky. I love Vampires, Dragons, Zombies, Magic, Spaceships and Swords and Sorcery. I even played D&D in Jr. High. The only girl who did, I might add.

I DON'T like sparkly Vampires. Real Vampires don't sparkle or walk in the sun!

I am an old soul; not a creature of my own time. I prefer vinyl to iPod, (MP3s have no soul) my sound system has vacuum tubes, (it just sounds better) and I own a Convertible '69 Camaro SS Indy Pace Car that my Grandfather bought new.

My favorite bands are: Def Leppard, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Aerosmith, OLD Kid Rock, Van Halen; NOT Van Hagar, Cross Canadian Ragweed etc.

I love Rock and Blues music from the 60's thru the 90's as well as some college Rock from the 90's. I inherited my musical tastes from my Daddy.

I play electric guitar and Lita Ford is my hero. I'm not even on the same planet as Lita, talent wise, I mostly like to noodle around, crunch power chords and maybe bend a few strings.

I love to rollerblade and dance. I workout way too much. I also watch too much porn, and read wayyy too much erotica.

My library is filled with books written in the last century, long before I was even born.

These books, much of my vinyl and my literary tastes came from my Grandpa.

My favorite authors are: Larry Niven, Robert Heinlein (before he went insane and woke up female), Piers Anthony (he is VERY punny), Douglas Adams, Clifford Simak, Kurt Vonnegut, John Norman, (before he got all philosophical on female slavery) Lynn Abby, Stephen King (I know, I know, but I love the wordy bastard) and Anne McCaffrey.

Actually, some of Heinlein's female perspective work is excellent, (love Pixel) but damn if he doesn't try to cram every character he ever created into each book.

My favorite TV and movies are: Anything with a Spaceship, anything with Vampires, anything involving time travel or alternative universes and or dimensions.

I am probably the only girl on the planet that likes Monty Python. Life of Brian and The Holy Grail are 2 of my favorite movies. None of my girlfriends get it.

I wasn't popular in school. I hung with the geek boys. They quoted Monty Python non-stop, so I had to check it out. I do like traffic lights and lumberjacks.

I subscribe to the many worlds theory, and don't believe we went to the moon in '69. We made it there in '72. I believe Deckard is a Replicant. I believe Han shot first.

I also believe that microwave ovens, lasers, Velcro, transistors and semiconductors came from a crashed UFO.

I believe that intelligent life exists in the universe. I believe chem-trails are fucking the world up, and COVID-19 was a means of mind control. I believe Bill Gates is trying to depopulate the planet. I believe Tesla was robbed.

I don't believe that Elvis died in '77 or that Kennedy was killed by a lone gunman but I DO believe Marilyn Monroe was murdered for embarrassing Kennedy.

Okay, so I'm weird. So what?

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==

100% Masochist

100% Primal (Prey)

100% Rope bunny

98% Voyeur

98% Submissive

97% Brat

93% Experimentalist

91% Degradee

89% Exhibitionist

63% Slave

62% Non-monogamist

61% Pet

13% Vanilla

0% Ageplayer

0% Boy/Girl

0% Switch