There were three girls in the office that I would have liked to have sex with. And not just me, of course, but all the men who worked there. That's how it is in any place of work. You keep it professional on the surface, but that doesn't mean people aren't quietly lusting after each other, and the mistake most men make is thinking the women aren't doing it too. When I say three girls I fancied, I mean they were the stando...

Emily’s time in Australia seemed to fly past. Matt and Maggie visited twice in the thirteen years that they spent there, but their time together was fraught with problems. The kids were much older needing far more attention and both parents and grandparents didn’t have any time to themselves, except for stolen moments that were all too brief for anything that was sexually satisfying. Emily almost despaired at the lack of...

Six months after the holiday to Centre Parks, Emily turned up at her parents, alone, with no kids in tow and with a serious face on her shoulders. When asked why she had come alone she just said that there was something she needed to tell them and that she had left the kids with Darren so that she could be on her own. Maggie nodded and knew that it was something serious. Her father immediately started to tell her that if...

I hope you know that I will readily, eagerly turn myself completely over to you, any time you want, offering myself as yours to use as you see fit. In fact, please do. Use me. Without warning, take me. Spin me around, surprise me, with that ferocious look I see in your eyes sometimes, the look that tells me you deeply, desperately want me right then, and that you’re about to start something that won’t be finished until yo...

It was four weeks after the flying visit to her parents that Emily had cause to phone her father for assistance. It wasn’t that kind of assistance, just that the garage roof was leaking and she wondered whether he would help fix it. Emily promised him bed and breakfast as a reward and Maggie sat opposite him, with the phone on speaker, looking at the broad grin on his face. She could see the cogs turning and imagined him...

Emily had parked the car with a wry smile, the baby paraphernalia started and she unbuckled the carrycot from the car, placed it on the ground, and emptied the car of everything she’d need for the day. Knocking at the door, she waited for the surprise look on her mum’s face. It was just as she expected. “What are you doing here?” “Just visiting mum, thought it would be a pleasant surprise,” she lifted the carrycot and pro...

The Fucking Forecast, issued on behalf of the Merrytime and Cuntguard Agency. Shannon: Horny, wet, possibly very wet, increasing six or seven later. Tits moderate or good. Likes it rough or very rough, occasionally cyclonic. Dogger. However, there are warnings of flaccidity in Messrs FitzRoy, Cromarty, Fisher, Rockall. FitzRoy: Gale force erection at first, declining rapidly by midnight, very poor later. Cromarty: Variabl...

The family get-together was always a happy occasion, especially around the Christmas period and especially when everyone had made an effort. Our two sons, Brian aged twenty-six, and David aged twenty together with their girlfriends Maria and Angela of similar ages as well as our daughter, Melissa aged thirty and her husband Geoff had all congregated at our house for the obligatory Christmas lunch and enough wine to put ev...