Halloween, when ghosts and ghoulies abound Or Succubi and zombies prowl We drink and dance and sing Dress up as werewolves that howl A vampire in fishnets and heels Friend as a cop or a crook The eve of revelry and fun And if you’re lucky, a suck or a fuck Run with a horny devil Escape with an eager beaver Make out with a moist princess In the hope of a sexual diva Cannibals that eat only pussy Rodeo girls that love to bu...