Texas Heat: If You Can't Beat It, Join It
As kids, we all played in the sprinkler in the summer heat. As adults, why not continue the tradition?
“Well, I wouldn't say that really cooled anyone off,” my wife Mara laughs as she and I gather with our neighbors Greg and Erica on the patio. A sheen of sweat is quickly replacing water droplets on our bare skin. “Yeah, things got a little hotter, you could say,” Erica replies, slapping my naked ass. “You know what they say,” I chime in, searching for something clever, but probably missing. “If you can't beat the heat, jo...