Ra “Ok, sure!” … wait, did she just say ‘yes?!’ I was joking not-joking when I asked and wasn’t expecting her to agree to a ‘test’ date. What even is a test date - I just made it up! I feel a bit sweaty, maybe she was joking too... Maya was a sharp brunette, shaped like a coke bottle, had a sexy waddle like a supermodel (I borrowed that line from her …). She was a bit younger than me and when she smiled, the corner curl o...