The opaque waters were calm, so still that they reflected the Milky Way back upon itself. Millions and millions of stars conspiring to shape the twinkling Emu that sparkled on the surface of this remote desert billabong. The creator spirit soared overhead...
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Mesmeric Tarot
Maybe Annie was the Fool for refusing to believe it was possible.“That one,” Annie said, pointing to a card in the middle of the fan-shaped spread on the table. “Are you sure?” Emily asked. “Quite sure.” What was the point in changing her mind when, face down, all the cards looked alike? “This is exciting!” Emily breat...
Breathless
Oldies are the best!They’d met through a senior’s dating site and the attraction had been instant, their mutual sexual desires soon obvious. Indeed, Sheila made it clear what she wanted during their first lunch, inviting Albert back to her cottage. “It’s been a long time,” s...
“How bad is it?” The questioned lowered her sun-glasses and exposed cherry-red corneas. “Oooh, that looks bad.” “That motherfucker…” “Hey, he probably didn’t do it on purpose, right?” “I told him to drop it on my tits…” “You assumed he was a dropper when...
I’ll never learn, heavens above, Done it again, fallen in love. Couple, throuple; they’re so last year, We’re polycules, a square my dear. Jess really was a bit of a whore, Everyone called her pussy galore. A while since she’d worn knickers, Easy access...
A Smile That Can Make Panties Drop 6
Sammi and David head back to the cottage'I can't believe I just did that. I don't know what you've done to me, David, but I was never this dirty before I met you.' 'I don't think you're dirty.' Sammi raised her eyebrows. 'Really? Because I just jerked you off into my mouth so that you could wat...
'David, where did you hear those words?'David Hinch rolled onto the sodden grass. Beside him, Sammi opened one eye and surreptitiously looked over at him. 'The same place I heard that your tight little tushie broke a toilet seat and that you like to wear...
En garde!
All for cum and cum for all!“Prêt? Allez!” Breeches fell, swords were drawn from soft scabbards, and they met - thrust, parry, thrust! Porthos’ purple point grazed Aramis’. Grips tightened, drawn together, corps-à-corps. Lips mashed, moustaches tangled. Their duelling pink épées wre...
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Luna Meets A Bounty Hunter
Stereotypical unpleasant encounters aren't always unpleasant in real lifeThe harsh chords of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades pierced the air as the lone occupant of the house sang along. A hard knocking somehow made it through Lemmy’s gravelly vocals and brought a halt to the single woman concert that had taken over the living room....
Have you ever had a nightmare when something happens to your sleeping, unconscious body in the physical world and your mind weaves the experience into your nightmare, making them the most realistic, terrifying, disturbing dreams ever? I had a few in my te...
Living Next Door To Hephaestus
Ever wondered what became of Hephaestus?I’m Margot, and I’m a Sarxite. You don’t know what a Sarxite is? Well, the short version is that we’re the beings that have been written out of what you people feel obliged to call “Greek myth”. Except there’s nothing mythical about it, we’re real enough,...
Just her Luck
Making the most of the end of days...She enslaved the only zombie in the apocalypse that didn’t consume flesh. Well…depends on your definition of consume. Tits, twat and tushy were his preferences. All it took was a tug on his leash and he’d amble over to feast. Her initial disgust over time...
The Penguin
Negotiations with a prostitute"How much for a blow job?" “It’ll be fifty quid” “I’ve only got twenty, what can I get for that?" “For twenty, you can have a penguin.” “A penguin? what’s that?” “I’ll show you.” Taking the money, she dropped to her knees, tugging his pants and shorts dow...
The Booty Monster
One should always be cautious with terrors on the loose...or should you?Mouths salivated on receipt of random rimmings, The Booty Monster was on the prowl. Parting bubbly cheeks and swirling it’s licentious long tongue into women’s rectums all over town. Explosions of, ‘eat my fucking ass!’ from the windows of those chosen, P...
Drip, Drop, Splat
Food foreplayA solitary drop Falling through the air It misses its mark That’s not fair With outstretched tongue You erase the offense My nipple hardens In its own defense Watching, waiting A reluctant drop Finally, it lets go Lands with a plop I race you to it...