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Apartment Seven and Eight Bid a Golden Adieu

Reminiscing and saying good-bye prove to be a challenge for Carie and Vasily

Tuesday Evening Carie made a beeline across the hallway to the opposite apartment with a small cardboard box, a plume of annoyance trailing behind her. Pulsating thrash-techno music had been erupting from inside Apartment Seven for the past hour with the...

Friends to the End

Such good friends deserve a mention

  You are always with meAnd have a certain flairYou always do my biddingDetached of any care You do not ever questionOr think anything's amiss Like partners in crimeYou render me to coital bliss  So intimately touchingAs you join me in my bed Caressing my...

Pillow Princess

Oh-la-la, this was what she desired most.

Oh-la-la, this was what she desired most:a lick on the pussy hired by the horny host. I signed an application form to become a cowgirl's servicewoman,that I'd come to her home every morning to eat her pudding.She was a pillow princess and she craved the i...

The Hungarian

My fantasy comes true in the Swiss Alps…

I am British and come from one of those traditional upper-class families. Dad was forty-two when I was born and my mother thirty-eight. Against all expectations, an incorrigible bachelor and a confirmed spinster had come together and actually conceived a...

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Famous and Fucked

If you could fuck anyone in the world, who would you choose?

“I fucked your Mom last night… in the ass. Again. She loved every second.” I rolled my eyes. “You are one sick fuck, you know that?” “Svoboda, Svoboda. Don’t put it in there. You’re too big!” “My Mom would never say that. No woman would ever say that. I’v...

Reservation

The newlyweds arrive at their hotel...

The wedding had gone off without a hitch. Seamus and Colleen were now married and embarking on the rest of their lives. The church had been decorated out with beautiful flowers, the colour of her choice. Burgundy red roses mixed with cream coloured chrysa...

11.55pm New Year’s Eve

If you want something badly enough...

The clock says midnight will be here soon, Almost time for the ladies to swoon.  Everyone’s eyes subtly scanning the room, Seeking the one they wish to kiss soon.    I see you standing on the far side, You caught me gazing at you doe-eyed,  I’ve only got...

Steamy Passages

“Don’t forget to forget to pack your bathing suit!”

Sunday morning, I was still in bed trying to keep as warm as humanly possible in a bloody freezing London flat. I was reading Thursday’s paper, catching up with old news. Actually, I was not looking for news — I was looking for travel ads. I’d had it with...