“Have you got the time, Honey?”
Despite shivering in the November night, I managed to insert a key into the front door of my lodgings while glancing up the dark street. She stood two doors away and, like the naive teenager I was, I turned a little so that the dim light of the streetlamp fell onto my cheap wristwatch.
I peered. “It’s a minute after eleven,” I said, my breath forming brief clouds of fog.
The red end of a cigarette glowed then she exhaled dramatically, a plume of grey smoke rising above her blonde hair. Peroxide, no doubt.
“Thanks. May as well call it a night.”
She dropped the cigarette onto the freezing flagstones and I watched a stockinged leg appear from within her long black coat. No evidence of a skirt, just a glimpse of thigh as she ground the toe of a heeled shoe on the burning ember. Then the folds of her coat closed again.
“Night, Honey,” she said and disappeared inside number fifteen.
What a dummy I am. Shaking my head, I unlocked the door and entered number eleven. Have I got the time? Jeez, how obvious was that? And I’d told her a minute after eleven. She must be laughing her knickers off. If she wears any.
“Is that you, Thomas?”
Everyone else called me Tom or Tommy. “Yes, Mrs. Barnard, it’s me,” I said, hanging my overcoat on a hall peg.
The stocky figure of my landlady emerged from the front room. Hair in curlers under a headscarf, she wore a thick housecoat, arms folded under a matronly bosom. She smiled at me. “I was just off to bed. Do you want any supper?”
“No. I’m fine, thanks.” And I was, except I needed to pee after drinking several beers and walking home in the cold. “I’m going straight up to bed. See you in the morning.”
Watching my urine streaming into the toilet bowl, I chuckled. Too much beer. Dulled my senses. A minute after eleven. What an idiot! But there’ll be another time. Hopefully.
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Three nights later, an even colder one, I was heading towards my digs, only this time I was walking down the street. I saw her standing in the shadows; same long black coat. As I approached, I wondered if she’d want to know the time.
“Have you got a light, Honey?” She showed me a cigarette in her right hand.
Ah, a different approach. “Sure,” I said, fumbling in my coat pocket for matches.
“Don’t waste a match, Honey. One off your hot end will do nicely,” she said, winking and putting the cigarette between her lips. Hmm, deep red lipstick.
“Right,” I said as she grasped my hand and lifted it toward her face. She united the ends of our cigarettes and sucked. Hers lit and she took it from her mouth, blowing smoke to one side.
“Thanks.” She smiled, still holding my hand in surprisingly warm fingers. “I don’t suppose you have the time, do you?”
Even under the dull lamplight, I swear her eyes twinkled and gleamed.
“As a matter of fact, I do.” My turn to grin.
She squeezed my hand, "Good," then let go. “I hoped you would. It’s not often I come across a nice polite young man like you.” She drew on her cigarette. “Handsome, too,” she added, smoke filtering from her mouth as she spoke.
“So,” I said boldly, having mentally primed myself for this encounter, “I guess time is money. Shall we go inside.”
She chuckled, rather croaky and I thought it might turn into a smoker’s cough. But no, she turned and opened the door. “Come in,” she said, “it’s hotter in here.”
I bet it is.
I followed her down the narrow passage. Turning left into a back room, I guessed the layout was the same in all these terraced houses. Furnishing was minimal but there was a soft pink glow from a table lamp beside the double bed.