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Starting Over

“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently,” Henry Ford

  Continuous pulses rippled through the oozing folds of my hungry quim. The Sybian2400’s pleasure waves, on my favourite intermittent setting, had already wracked my body and wrecked my g-spot. Greedily going for more; the dildo hunted and corralled anoth...

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A day in the life…

Pick me, pick me! Yea! A whole day luxuriating in her warm, snug nest! Wheee—down to the ankles we go! Must be pee-pee time. Lovely view! Oops—missed a few drips! No problem. I’m cotton—nice and absorbent! What’s happening now? She’s getting excited! Real...

Oh god, here she comes again. I don’t think I can take much more of this. I used to be a treat… a naughty little 'get her in the mood' thing. Maybe once or twice a week, she’d open the dressing table drawer and run her fingers gently along my length. She’...

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Riders On The Storm

Her attempts to keep dry, made her wetter than ever!

                                                                   Dark skies rumbled.  We dashed, puddles avoided, clothing drenched. "Down here!" he cried, above the storms turmoil. Shelter, a darkened, roofless entry-way.  Breathless and bedraggled, we...

Lazy Lemonade and Charlie Sundae

Now it's time for the Sunday afternoon short play. Today we are in the kitchen...

The rear kitchen door opened and closed gently. The smell of still warm cheese scones wafted through the air. A girl in a white summer dress put away the floral oven gloves and turned to see who had arrived. They smiled at each other. The fresh lemonade p...