En garde!
All for cum and cum for all!
“Prêt? Allez!” Breeches fell, swords were drawn from soft scabbards, and they met - thrust, parry, thrust! Porthos’ purple point grazed Aramis’. Grips tightened, drawn together, corps-à-corps. Lips mashed, moustaches tangled. Their duelling pink épées wrestled in their fist-sheath. D’Artagnan watched from his knees at Athos’ feet, polishing his own weapon. Flesh-muskets erupted, pearl strings fit to adorn the Queen stream...