Queer anarchist dad with a penchant for Satanic imagery, "Wet and Messy" fetish, and daft jokes. I've become pronoun agnostic, but people usually use he/him which is fine. I'm happy to chat with other writers and those who enjoy my work, but I have limited time to respond — please don't be offended if it takes a while.

I've been writing erotica since I was about sixteen and welcome feedback so I can improve. There are four more or less distinct eras of my writing, now in reverse order, so hopefully the best on top!

1) Current
I'm making an effort to improve my writing quality, so tend to focus on plot and character. A few have received Recommended Read (RR) and Editors' Pick (EP) awards.

- Lo! Baphomet! (OS): Chapter I (EP, RR), Chapter II (RR), Chapter III (RR), Chapter IV (RR) - Queer/gay male horror. Received an Outstanding Series award, an EP, and all four chapters earned RRs. Currently the story I'm most proud of.
- Derby Dan's Dick - another true story of male-male fun fun my student days.
- The Tramp (EP) - facesitting straight femdom set in the late 1920s US — my entry in the 2023 Free Spirit competition (third place).
- Punk’s Undead (RR) - apocalyptic queer cyberpunk entry in the 2023 Punked competition (top ten).
- Crossdressing Sex Ed (RR) - true story of a little adventure I had when I was 20.
- Women Of Dark Desires (RR) - trans-lesbian supernatural every in the 2023 Anti-Valentines competition (top ten).
- November Rain (RR) - Absolutely filthy all-male gangbang on a rugby field.
- Emma: Part 1 (RR), Part 2 - Lesbian Catholic school girls with a slightly (OK, very) sacrilegious streak (and just a pinch of Satan).
- The Crimson Bloom - Bloody erotic poetry about my best friend's vagina.
- Swimming Sucks (RR) - Gay deep-throating powerplay at the public pool.
- Fairies Wear Boots (RR) - Queer and wet and messy entry in the 2022 Swing Into Summer competition (top ten).
- Sex On Fire (RR) - Supernatural lesbian entry in the 2022 Spring Forward competition (top ten)
- Caleb Bangs Cock On The Way To Bangkok (RR) - Gay quickie.
- Ripples In The Riesling - Lesbian mums' orgy with a twist - entry in the 2021 Coming Together competition.
- Christmas Pudding With All The Trimmings (RR) - Straight, seasonal, romantic WAM.
- (What's The Story) Morning Glory? - Straight, light-hearted foray into the world of watersports.
- Doll Parts (EP, RR) - Horror entry in the 2021 Ultimate Seduction competition - probably my best story after Lo! Baphomet!
- Smita-Smitten: Chapter 1 (RR), Chapter 2 (RR), Chapter 3 (RR) - Three-part (so far) series that starts as an older woman/younger man Wife Lovers story and then goes off the deep end.
- 666 Trouser Snakes On A Plane - Totally ridiculous entry in the 2021 Quick and Risqué competition.
- Pretty (RR) - Cute and romantic wet and messy femboys. Entry in the 2021 Proud and Kinky competition (top ten).
- The First Rule Of A Fight Club Watch Party (RR) - Gay male.
- Satan Invades The Vatican (RR) - Five Satanic nuns with an entirely coincidental resemblance to the Spice Girls hold an orgy in the Sistine Chapel. Entry in the the Debauched competition (top ten).
- Campfire Revelations - gay male with a transmale character, Rainbows competition entry.
- The Mercy of Schoolgirls - (mostly) straight with mild humiliation. Masturbation competition entry

Microfiction if you want something short:

- My Little Pumpkin - romantic or horrific, you decide.
- Harvest Festival - a messy take on an English Tradition — my entry in the 2023 Halloweenie competition.
- Hail Santa! - spelling is important, even when casting black magic.
- Building A Better Snowman - a girl improves on her winter ritual.
- En garde! - tribute to Dumas.
- Go Fuck Yourself! - cheeky time travel microfiction, written during the time travel competition (but not actually an entry)

2) 2009 to 2010
My two erotic fairytales.

- Little Red-Cap - straight, based on the Brothers Grimm version
- Goldilocks and the Three Bears (RR) - straight, with a bit of WAM

3) 2003 to 2006 (posted elsewhere then reposted here in 2009)
I am slowly going through my old stories and tidying them up - if they don't have a cover image, then I haven't touched them for over ten years.

- Fulfilling A Girl's Male Fantasy Part 1 - straight, cross-dressing (both characters!)
- Fulfilling A Girl's Male Fantasy Part 2 - bi, cross-dressing, a bit of light femdom
- French Lessons - straight
- Brightest Star of All - straight, soppy romance (written before I'd had any kind of romantic relationship)

4) 1999 to 2001
Written in high school, between the ages of sixteen and seventeen, from memory. I recently went back through and re-edited them heavily, but tried to keep the feel of having been written by a sixteen-year-old boy. Unintentionally hilarious in many ways, some are surprisingly popular, so I put them all in their own series called Teenage Fantasies:

- Into The Woods - Straight.
- Don't Tell Mum - Straight.
- Discovering Each Other - Gay male.
- ...And His Sister Was Pretty, Too - Mostly straight, but it's sequel to the one above so has a bit of gay/bi male at the start.
- First Night Together - Straight.
- Young, Free and Kinky - Straight (and a bit weird).
- School's Nearly Over - Straight

If you recognise the reference in my username, it's as a constant warning/reminder to myself NOT to be the Star Bellied Boy in the song... And because I love Bikini Kill.

Favorite Books
Harry Potter series
Crime and Punishment
Lord of the Rings
Game of Thrones
Vampire Chronicles
Every single Discworld book
... lots of others

Favorite Authors
Haruki Murakami
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Terry Pratchett
George Orwell
Anne Rice
not JK Rowling - reclaim Potterdom from this transphobe

Favorite Movies
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Fight Club
Kill Bill
Inglourious Basterds
Fireworks
The Godfather
All Sergio Leone's movies
Rashomon
Totoro
the 70s porn parody of Alice in Wonderland (it's actually quite good, with a plot, humour, and songs!)

Favorite TV Shows
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Not The Nine O'Clock News
The Fast Show
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Sopranos
Jessica Jones
Luke Cage
Firefly
Goodness Gracious Me
Shaun Micallef's Mad As Hell

Favorite Music
Bikini Kill, obviously
Manic Street Preachers
Also most metal, the more extreme the better (like Anaal Nathrakh)
Music that's obviously written under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs - I've never taken them but like to experience them vicariously.
Classic and non-mainstream hip-hop (Wu-Tang forever!)
Ultra weird disturbing shit that gives you nightmares but that you can't stop listening to e.g. Lingua Ignota