Dialogues - Catherine the Great and Prince Platon Alexandrovich Zubov
Rumour has it that the Empress of All Russia was a dirty bitch. Let's find out.
"I've got one." "Sssshhhh." "But..." "What have I said about when I'm reading?" "I'm not to disturb you when you're reading." "What am I doing?" "You're reading, but..." "Look, how many times do I have to tell you that I really don't care about your puerile computer game adventures. I don't care about winged sandals, poisoned or unpoisoned chalices, and I certainly don't care about grails holy, knots gordian or swo...