Pumping the Pumpkin
A treat that did the trick
My neighbor Katee sunbathes nude in her back yard, but it's October. I won't see her beautiful, big-titted body for six months. She sets out a white, ghosty pumpkin four days before Halloween, with winking eyes and an O-shaped mouth, adding saucy features each day. First, eyelashes. Then, lipstick. Finally a Sharpie word balloon: "COME HERE, BIG BOY." Halloween, after all the trick-or-treating is done, I sneak over to her...