My neighbor Katee sunbathes nude in her back yard, but it's October. I won't see her beautiful, big-titted body for six months.

She sets out a white, ghosty pumpkin four days before Halloween, with winking eyes and an O-shaped mouth, adding saucy features each day. First, eyelashes. Then, lipstick. Finally a Sharpie word balloon:

"COME HERE, BIG BOY."

Halloween, after all the trick-or-treating is done, I sneak over to her door, shoot my sweatpants to my ankles, and mount the pumpkin, fucking it right through the mouth, perfectly sized for the diameter of my dick.

My cumshot extinguishes the candle.