Writer sat at his computer and logged onto his favorite site.
Whatās this? A Flash Contest? How intriguing. Oh, but look at these submissions. Sigh, these authors are in a class of their own. Maybe somedayā¦
Hey! Look at the Fairy photo, thatās my Muse. How the heck?
āMuse!ā Writer called to the empty room.
A flash and she appeared in the chair next to his, looking quite annoyed.
āYes, Writer, what is it now?ā Muse asked. āI was sleeping.ā
āThis picture on the website, thatās you! And why are you dressed that way?ā
Muse glanced at the screen and smiled, āI rather enjoyed that look.ā
āBut, but you look like a Fairy trollop. Whatās with the makeup and what happened to your usual Chanel?ā
āBooooring,ā she whined. āItās a contest. I wanted to look ethereal, and get the juices flowing for the writers. Didnāt my Fairy persona help you?ā
āSadly, no. I read the other submissions and realized Iām out of my league.ā
āTruly, you are,ā Muse agreed, āBut there are other ways.ā
āHow?ā
āYou know how. Just give me what Iāve asked for,ā Muse said seductively. āCross the line.ā
āYou mean have sex with you,ā Writer replied, fear tinging his voice. āBut youāve always warned that the cost is high.ā
āAnything worth having has a high cost,ā Muse purred. āIs my beauty not worth something to your craft?ā
āAnd what would be our deal?ā
āYou mean other than having the ultimate sexual encounter?ā Muse pouted. āIf you must have more, then perhaps a finished story worthy of this competition?ā
Writer pondered a moment and asked, āAnd what would be the cost?ā
āWhat are you willing to pay?ā Muse sniffed. āI offer you much, would you not do the same for me?ā
āYes, of course. But no one makes a deal without knowing the cost.ā
Muse sighed, āThe cost will be commensurate with your assessment of the sex. Call it a sliding scale of pleasure. This is all I can say.ā
āWell, that doesnāt tell me much. But if I get to assess enjoyment, then I have some control?ā
āIndeed,ā Muse replied, āThe cost is within your control.ā
Writer pondered for days, watching as the contest submissions grew, each one better than the last. He realized that if he wanted to compete, then he must pay.
āMuse.ā Writer called out to the empty room.
A moment later, Muse strolled into his office, dressed as the character in the contest photo. Her nude, lithe body was barely covered in silver chain mail, and her sensuous ruby lips and blushed cheeks contrasted beautifully with her alabaster skin.
āYouāve decided,ā Muse said. A statement, not a question.
āYes. Contest aside, the thought of fucking you makes my brain burn.ā
Muse smiled, some would say wickedly, but Writer saw only sensual beauty.
She slipped off his bathrobe, seeing his body for the first time, all chiseled angles and hard muscle. He untied her garmentās leather thongs, watching as the linked silver fabric fell to her feet, forming a glittery puddle. His sudden intake of breath told Muse he was pleased.

āSit in your desk chair, Writer,ā Muse ordered.
Kneeling before him, Muse grasped his turgid member, engulfing it with her warm mouth.
āOh, God!ā Writer sighed as the sensation enveloped him.
Muse was good at her craft, sucking and stroking, and soon Writer exploded into her mouth. Swallowing his warm seed, Muse slowly slid her lips off his cock and stood before him, radiant in her nakedness. Filled with lustful madness, Writer pawed between Museās legs, feeling her wet heat.
āIām ready for you, Writer.ā
His cock remained rigid as his knees forced Museās legs apart. As she slid over his lap, Writerās cockhead felt the kiss of her warm, velvet folds, and he was lost. Thinking of nothing but fucking, Writer pulled down on her hips, impaling Muse on his nine inches of hardness. Instantly, his senses were overloaded with pleasure, and he began thrusting.
āFuck me!ā Muse commanded as she kissed Writer, mashing his lips with hers.
Writer kissed back, reveling in the pain of her hard nipples piercing his chest. Muse matched his thrusts as their pubes collided at an ever-increasing pace. Ripples of ecstasy caressed Writerās cock as Museās cunt spasmed around him, trying to milk his seed.
Moans, grunts, and wet squishes formed the soundtrack to their sex, and as Muse neared her destination, she wrapped her legs around Writerās chair and pulled him in deeper. He felt his cockhead bump Museās rubbery cervix as they both ignited in an ungodly climax. Writer had never felt such ecstasy and knew then, with certainty, that if he died in this moment, he would die a satisfied man.
āPayment accepted,ā Muse whispered as she wrapped him in her terrible embrace.
For a moment, Writer felt fear. Then, he was outside his body, watching as corrosive black voids covered his skin. From these empty pits, sprays of golden sparks erupted as his flesh was consumed. Within seconds, his physical form was no more. And as his consciousness faded from existence, he had time for one final thought: What about the promised story?
***
Sergeant Gilroy took one look at the burnt outline of a man seared into the office chair and promptly puked up his breakfast burrito.
āGeeze Jim,ā his partner whined. āThe detectives will be up our asses for contaminating the scene.ā
āFuck you Sam, this was supposed to be a simple wellness check.ā
āYea, well, whatever happened, it was fucked up for sure. Looks like the poor bastard was just working on his computer. Maybe a short circuit or something?ā
āNot our job to know,ā Gilroy growled. āJust call in the fucking gold shields and let them figure it out.ā
āLooks like he was writing a story,ā Sam said as he read the computer screen. āSomething about a dark-skinned chick floating in a pond. It looks like a damned fine story if you ask meā¦ā
It seems as if you wanted me to feel you were taking shortcuts, but every progression and twist was carefully chosen. A little tongue in cheek, yet utterly witty. Funny, original and wicked, all in one. Not to mention schorching hot. Thank you, and best of luck!