2nd October 2018 My mind was a whirr. Had it really only been a day since my life had changed so dramatically? Since I’d been sitting minding my own business in a chatroom, trying to kill time on a boring, rainy Sunday afternoon? When she had butted...
“Oh my god, would you hurry the fuck up!” Jan moaned out loudly. Her lover had one hand with its fingers pinching and toying her nipples while the other was popping open the buttons on her skirt. The fingers toying with her nipples pinched harder as if to...
Screeching music deafened me. Wicked darkness blinded me. Indescribable odors irritated my nostrils. I stumbled around disoriented, not knowing which way to turn with the loss of my two most vital senses. My hand squeezed his hand – my only connection in...
That there’s a whore at her core is a well-kept secret. For she’s been scarred too many times. Certainly fuckable, the thinking went, but, stripped to her emotional core, was she then lovable? The morning sun crept through Rosie’s apartment window. Flicke...
The opaque waters were calm, so still that they reflected the Milky Way back upon itself. Millions and millions of stars conspiring to shape the twinkling Emu that sparkled on the surface of this remote desert billabong. The creator spirit soared overhead...
I’ll never learn, heavens above, Done it again, fallen in love. Couple, throuple; they’re so last year, We’re polycules, a square my dear. Jess really was a bit of a whore, Everyone called her pussy galore. A while since she’d worn knickers, Easy access...
The roses he left at my doorI told him were a no.That time he ambushed with a ringStill makes me go “woah.” The chocolate that I used to tameHis tongue a touch more civilThe teddy he once knit for meAnd the gifts he tried to whittle The book I mailed to h...
i Pearly gates opened, celestial music played and St. Peter, dressed in a large, sky blue tunic appeared. White bearded, spectacled, his pace had the dignity that only time, and peace of mind can give. He stared at the young man standing in front of...
The unctuous sales pitch droned on and on; the view’s fantastic, the location amazing, nothing like it on our books, yadda yadda yadda. Seething, a sarcastic ‘shaddap your face’ nearly escaped, for cloying words don’t suck me in. Those pristine silica san...
“Turn...around,” he says slowly, sternly. He is seated, not far from her, watching with avid intent. She doesn’t move, just stands there staring back at him. Frozen. Intimidated. With a downward angling index finger, he makes a swirling motion as if to p...
"Wait, what?""You heard me, unless you're afraid," she said teasingly. "I would understand that coming from you, not to mention your sorry-ass third-string Broncos."Dani's proposal caught me off-guard. Maybe it shouldn't have, but it did.It will help to h...
It was in the early nineties when my now wife Tina and I were in college together. These were the pre-smartphone days. Tina lived together with her two best friends in a dorm room, I had my own apartment. I went over to her room often because Tina's girlf...
My life’s flame is flickering; that candle has burnt brightly, but the wick nears the end. And when I, Ana, the last of Percales’ so-called heroines enter the afterlife, then, my friends, then what will you remember of us? Percales has much to say about h...
Following an intensive selection process, both Jayne and I were selected for Team GB at the Masturbation Olympics. Over the last couple of weeks we competed in rounds of heats against people from all over the world and, unfortunately, Jayne was knocked ou...
Jayne and I were both part of Team GB for the Masturbation Olympics. Amazingly, I got through to the finals so I'm going to skip the heats and jump to the finals. My event will follow in Part 2 but first the men's event... First the rules: Men have 20 min...
