Potato Stories

There once was a young gal, Who was so very shy, She joined a hot site, Hoping to meet a guy. It took her some time, To really get in the mix, She had to endure getting sent, Endless pictures of dicks. Until one day she got tired, Of being so all alone, She decided it was time for a change, So she picked up her smart phone. She typed in a personal ad, About how she needs a young stud, But autocorrect had other ideas, And...

Another Fucked Up Day …Pt.2 November 14th Blog Entry: ‘Tis the season for social outings. Yes, those blessed events where smiles, eye contact, playful touches, and engaging, sincere conversation are required. I’ve told you this before, blog followers, that I don’t enjoy myself socially. I find simulated camaraderie draining and I can’t keep from silently mocking those around me that have perfected their pathetic, faux faç...