Who the fuck hired these two?
Was this really a good idea?
(sung) Come Christmas, I’m always stone-broke, poor and penniless like the pet rat of the pope. So this year to save me from tears I signed up for something special. Cheap elf costume is what they provide But it seems I still catch your eye. Tell me, baby, do you recognise me? In this baggy, stripy disaster – it wouldn’t surprise me. “Just pull this top down a bit, like this: more cleavage, more cheap slut - more you. Voi...
