I’ve decided to promote you from “The Friend Zone” Drinks and snacks and all I could think of was snacking on you Off to the beach and my favorite spot. A warm, humid night, sea breeze and surf sounds. Fireworks overhead. I play with your gorgeous penis. I hold it so it looks like fireworks are shooting from the tip. The precum sparkles with the colors of celebration. You pop the champagne. I pop the cock. Warm creamy tre...

I’d reached the age of nineteen and every time I visited our local newsagent store, I couldn’t keep my eyes off the covers of the adult magazines on the top shelf. Even just the bikini- and underwear- clad women on the covers drove me wild, knowing what might be inside. Though I was into internet porn, there was just something so tempting about those magazines. I was now legally old enough to buy them, but I was too embar...

He swore he was the "King of Porn." So blessed since the day he was born. Bigger and longer than a cob of corn. Breaking every condom that he has ever worn. ---------------------------------------------------- But it wasn't true at all, and so I had to mourn. He told a big lie and deserved all the scorn. Even cutting the pubes isn't enough to adorn. So here's your warning about his weeny lil horn. By Dee-Dee Da Diva, Sept...

Welcome back to my sexual autobiography, in which I answer questions that I see on the Lush Forums for which I have a true answer! The question is, what do you notice when you see a penis for the first time? I’d like to thank the poster for this one, as it wasn’t something I’d really thought of before. It made me think, and it involved a fun trawl through my sexual scrapbook. I have heard that, for less confident men, the...

I watch his pants come down, watch his penis, half erect already, burst out. God, that cock looks good. I've earned this. I'd done my research. I'd watched his eyes and marked where on my body they fell: my chest and belly. I'd taken every chance to wear short tops. I'd cooked him his favourite meal. I arch my neck for him to kiss, feeling his erection nudge my mound. His penis slips into me and awakens my clit. My body r...

Take your willy for a walk Put him on a leash if you need Don’t worry if the neighbours talk Just set your phallus phree Perambulate your penis Rock your cock around the town It doesn’t matter if your prick or dick Is pointing up or down Show your schlong the shining stars Point out the bugs and ants Your dong deserves a better view Than the inside of your pants

I was on an off-site business meeting with my team at work. About a dozen of us were away at a conference centre. After a couple of days of intense meetings we had a few hours of free time to unwind. The place had a good indoor pool and I decided to go for a swim. The pool was empty except for me and another guy, Marcus. We chatted and learned we’d both been competition swimmers for our colleges. We swam pacing each other...

The January of 1984 was a time that lingers in my memory. I was twenty-one years old and hadn’t long been working for the company, but I was getting to know some of my co-workers quite well. Most were young, single and outgoing, with flirting being commonplace. The office Christmas party only a few days previously had opened my eyes to the kind of people I shared the workplace with. There was much festive banter, kissing,...

“Hey honey, welcome ho—!...” I greeted my wife as she came through the door from work but lost my train of thought as I saw how pale and miserable she looked. “Damn, Danielle you look awful. Are you OK?” That probably wasn’t the best way to phrase it but damage done. “Ugh, no. Everything hurts. My chest burns and aches. My whole damn torso feels like it is being twisted from the inside out. I’m going to take a painkiller...

The road was bumpy, the carriage wheels jolted and hopped over stones and ruts as it made its way through the darkening wood. The professor and his mistress sat comfortably in the plush interior, warm with the glow of a tiny stove as snowflakes drifted past outside. The finely wrought springs in the undercarriage turned the hard jolts of the road into a gliding and swooping movement that Ilsa found exciting. In the warmth...

That night after a simple dinner at the cabin and a few more drinks we went to bed. She didn’t want to wait for me to clean the kitchen. We both stripped quickly and I started warming her up with gentle kisses that soon turned into an active tongue duel. I pinched and tugged on her nipples, knowing how sensitive they were. I went down on her and licked and kissed and sucked until I found her clit swollen like a hard bean....

Lingam is the Sanskrit word for penis and loosely translates to "wand of light."  One honors the wand of light, and those who have them, through lingam massage. There is a tremendous amount of sexual energy in a person's penis, and learning how to stimulate and circulate that energy is powerful. Ancient tantric practitioners believed the penis contained the most masculine essence concentrated in one place. This massage is...

I woke the next morning with an even stiffer erection than usual; images of naked bodies, hard cocks, and breasts from my dreams faded as my eyes adjusted to the sunlight. Resisting the urge to masturbate I grabbed a towel and walked naked to the bathroom, trying not to anticipate what the day would bring. After showering I threw on a pair of shorts and a clean t-shirt and went downstairs. Mum was out in the garden hangin...