It is a Saturday morning, and Mom's working. I thought I'd be too, but the homeowner decided to invest in x-rated movies instead of a service upgrade. Gert is looking quite hot today, a black skirt and white ruffled V-neck blouse: patent black alligator belt and patent black 2-inch heels with bows even. I like the way her silver half-moon-style glasses reflect the light of the room and give me a boner the size of Mighty C...

Phone rings. "Hello?" "Hi Randy, Gran here. I have a slight problem, I just made a deposit to the bank, and they just closed but a friend asked me if I wanted to go play Bingo with her and I have no loose cash on hand. I can pay you back next week." Sure, Gran. I'll be right over, Will a hundred and fifty be alright?" "Yes, thanks so much!" Next week. Sound of a ringing phone. "Hello?" "Hi Randy, would you like to come to...

I am working on a book I started a while ago and need to go to the Library to do some research on Alessandro Volta, André-Marie Ampère, George Ohm and H.C. Ørsted and their contributions to the study of electricity. There is a librarian there who is quite helpful to me and she dresses the part as well: a black skirt and white ruffled V neck blouse, her hair in a ponytail, and black oval style glasses hanging from an eyegl...

I just got back from a three-hundred-mile ride on my old 91 Harley sportster1200. Parked in the driveway is an 89 Lincoln Towncar, black with a white carriage top. I'm feeling great from a nice long ride, it is about three in the afternoon and I'm wondering whose car this is. I'm hankering for a big burger, fries, and a beer. I go into the house through the garage and into the kitchen and sitting at the table is a fine-lo...

I was eating a provolone and Italian ham sandwich and drinking coffee around eight in the morning when the phone rang. "Hickey's electric, how can I help you?" "I'm going through fuses like crazy and wondered if you could give me some advice?" "Sure what's your address?" "12 Jefferson Street." "Be there in twenty minutes." I was there and when she opened the door I was very pleased by the looks of this older woman. Five-f...

After I send my mother-in-law Kate to the station of orgasmic heights, I tell her, "I want to marry you."   Kate is so much nicer a woman than her daughter could ever be. That is what I want in my life, a good, kind woman. I did consider that maybe Kate could turn out the same in a few years, as did her daughter, but right from the beginning her mom was always nice to me and frankly speaking, I would have been much better...

Mom and Dad have always worked hard and their diligence paid off by way of a nice log cabin on the lake in western Mass. Then, Just when things were going fine, Dad accidentally juiced himself to death. The water heater was fed by two fuses. One fuse blew, leaving a hundred and twenty volts instead of two hundred and forty and with wet ground, you can see where this is going. That was five years ago. Mom is now fifty-five...

It was around seven in the evening, I had just come back from Stella's place, and she was in a snit for one reason or other. She had no intentions of doing what she had promised me earlier that day. Damn, I was mad, I had spent some time working on her car, and I finally got the generator in her Volkswagon squareback to keep the battery charged. I could have gotten on my Harley Wide Glide and gone to Plant city for some t...

The sound of a ringing phone."Hello.""Hi, Joyce.""Oh, hi Gert, how are you?""Fine, work is okay. I won seventy-five dollars in Bingo last night.""Nice, like an extra day's pay without working for it.""Joyce, does Jeff still work with electricity, like for houses?""Yes he does, he is working as an apprentice, why?""I have a fan on the fritz, it hasn't worked since I bought the house, and with the weather getting warmer, I'...

The weather is cold and raining as I sit in my Ford pick-up truck at the Bradenton railroad yard. It's quite sad that the weather is symbolic of what's going on in my heart.Five years ago I married Joane, and I was so happy. She led me to believe she was going to make something of herself, yet that hasn't happened. How can it when she quits every course? One day I hear her telling her flunkies, "Oh I'll never have to work...