Allusion Stories

Overheard: In a Tesco in Dublin “Hey, Paddy! Wait up there.” “Alright, Spider? Are you under orders?” “Yeah, as usual. I’m supposed to be off today but Princess fucking Daisy at home decided we need fresher bread.” “She was probably sick of looking at you loafing around the house.” “She forgets who brings in the dough.” “Don’t tell her that, or you’ll be toast.” “Fuck you, I’ll just butter her up a bit, she likes that.” “...