I want to tell you how much you mean to me. How much I love you, Why I couldn’t be without you for more than a minute. How my world would collapse if you left me And how I would wander the streets in despair. But that’s simply not true. What is true, is that I adore your tool, That long rope that dangles from between your legs And the iron bar that it becomes When I play with it, arousing it. I adore its shiny, silky...