Movie Magic
Aubrey and Geoff go to the movies, but Aubrey can't keep her hands to herself.
“What can I get you?” the acne-riddled teenager behind the counter asked. Aubrey looked at me, waiting for my response. “Whatever you want, go nuts,” I smiled. “We want a giant bucket of popcorn, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a small diet Coke for me and whatever he wants to drink,” she said. “I’ll also do a small diet, please.” “So that’s one big bucket, one Sour Patch and two small diets?” the cashier asked. “Make it one la...