Fool Stories

Deidre had big tits and liked to fuck.  [Author’s Note: At this point I understand that for many readers, the above sentence is enough for you to remove whatever you might still be wearing below your waist and “pleasure” yourselves. If you do, I ask that before the afterglow fades (and even before you clean off your fingers because it’s not my keyboard), please take the time to leave a comment about how you personally ide...

12th February I bought James the most amazing present today. Had to nip out at 11.00 to Bond Street to get it.  It wasn’t worth wasting a lunch break on, and James might have got suspicious if I made an excuse to miss our ‘fun time’ together.  Thank god I can come and go as I please at work.  It’s not as if the boss is going to tell me off lol, and nobody else dares.  They are perfect for him. Ivory cufflinks, with a smal...

Do you know those moments when your entire being is pushing you to test the boundaries, chase the excitement, explore these uncharted waters of unprecedented thrill? Let me just tell you that I have an innate talent of, sometimes deliberately, self-sabotaging them. If it is for good reason, you may wonder—maybe a deeper sense of loyalty or overly strict ideas of exemplary principles or any other howsoever-natured virtuous...