A Conjoined Christmas Carol
The twelve days of Christmas, with an argumentative two-headed duo
'Twas the first day of Christmas, a dark and snowy night, Yet at that very moment two got in a fight. One went by the name Holly, the other was Eve. And a great Christmas tale were they just 'bout to weave. ⁜ "It's my turn," Holly said, a green dildo in hand, "I say we use this dildo of a green brand!" "It is my turn," Eve said, a red dildo in hand. "This red dildo's better, it's best in the land!" ⁜ Two heads on one body...