I’m lucky to have great neighbours: apart from the ones at the back. Lloyd is a fat guy in his 50s. Somehow he got Linda, a busty 30s Glaswegian and together they have a pair of noisy and rude teenagers. It was a hot Australian Christmas Eve and I’d been stripping the crappy living room carpet all day. Sadly, the brats next door decided to dump logs into my garden for fun. Each time, they’d throw them over the fence, and...