Benefits Stories

Donna was our company benefits coordinator and we had serendipitously hooked up at a company Halloween party last year. It took me quite a while to disclose to her who I was and who she had secretly hooked up with. Donna was very married, so dating her was impossible. I dropped by the HR offices and stuck my head in the door where she officed and asked if she was going to be attending the company Halloween party again thi...

This story will be as accurate as I can make it. It is the events of last night, with my fuck buddy Joss.  It's 10:00PM and I've just arrived home from work. It's not even midnight yet and I've got no plans for the night. I take out my phone and text Joss. Me: Busy? Joss: Horny? Me: Yes. Joss: Then no. 5 mins.  I smile, satisfied at his reply and kick off my shoes, relaxing on the sofa and patiently waiting for Joss to co...

Every job has its perks; mine was no exception. I was an assistant manager for a store in the mall, and got perks like a store discount and a mall employee discount. The ladies at the Ancient Orient Chinese restaurant in the food court would hook me up with overloaded to-go boxes for dinner. My frat brother Josh worked as a cook at the Chik-Fil-A, and he gave me free chicken sandwiches whenever I wanted. I spent my free t...

Hornier and hornier all the time,I'm lucky horniness isn't a crime.Checkin' out the new girl at work,She probably thinks I'm such a jerk.Trying to think of something to say,Anything to get a lay.I offer to take her out to eat,Someplace quiet, where the people meet.Later we can go out and dance,Thinking how to get in her pants.I take her out and ply her with liquor,It's true what they say, it really is quicker.I start maki...