The long street was as difficult to park in as it had ever been. I'd not been this way in years but the lines of parked cars on either side roughly blocked up any sight of a spare spot outside the ancient terrace houses in a very familiar way. This had been the home of my great grandparents, who'd both died while I'd been young, maybe seven or eight, my cousin, Sara had been born a year or so later and the house had been...

On the allotment, the courgettes just kept coming. I'd cooked them in every conceivable way, but still, they grew. Luckily there's always one use a girl can make of something seven or eight inches long and six inches round. I gained weight. I assumed it was from eating all the produce. It was only when my waters broke the following July that I finally understood. "Congratulations on your beautiful pumpkin-headed baby boy,...

So, a little background about us: I’m thirty, and my wife is thirty-one; both are Canadian but are of Indian origin. I was born and raised here; she moved here when she was seven. I’m 5’11, and she’s 5’6 in height. I would describe her body as slim-thick, and she’s curvy in all the right places; while I'm personally an “ass man,” and she has a fantastic butt, it's her F-cup breasts that were the first thing that caught my...

"Pumpkin" was misunderstood by her sisterhood. She eschewed the flowing robes others wore for a sexy v-neck with an asymmetrical hem. She focused her craft on self-love, rather than the more customary practices. She held her broom firmly, intoning the words that would transform the stick. “Phallos figura.” The smooth end erupted into a mushroom-shaped head. Lifting the dress's hem, her next spell was spoken. “Tremorous.”...

As much as I love giving truckers a thrill at highway speeds, there's nothing quite like the slower paced back roads with all the tradesmen in their pickups and panel trucks. I stopped for a quick bite to eat and to recover from the first half of my road trip on the highway. But I was quick to return to my car and head home on the slower back roads. I like these routes. They let me see and be seen more closely and we can...

My wife was out of town chaperoning the kid's retreat for our church. I had a full week of peace and quiet and decided to rent a bunch of action movies that she hates. Pulling into the parking lot, I noticed our pastor's wife parking up next to the building. I remembered that the pastor was at the retreat as well. I called her name and tried to catch up to her. "Hey Ali!" I called out, trying to get her attention. Her nam...

A couple of weeks after my wife and I returned from our holiday, we started to use a replica dildo of my penis we had bought more and more often. Not always, so we didn’t get bored of it, but more than we imagined we would. Even when we started dating, we both loved to people-watch. On our first few dates, we would go for dinner, sit on the beach or the park, and watch people. Without judgment and jealousy, we would say i...

On the way there, I was planning how I wanted to do this. I knew I wanted to avoid their bed but what else would that dildo stick to? I guess I could just experiment a bit. I was going room by room in my head as I drove. Kitchen, the stools would work, I thought. The island countertop? Yes, it would stick, but did I want to get up on the counter? I didn't think so. The fridge: it would stick. Next was the dining room. I d...