I love being groped in public. There are several skyscrapers between 70 and 100 stories tall in my general vicinity. When I want to be groped, I head to one of them and their elevator banks. The only ones worth riding are those that go to every floor. (I always skip the express ones.) You might be surprised at how crowded these all-stop cars can get. I set my arrival for the busiest time of the morning and head to the las...