Pussy Willow & The Lapdance Lover
Imagine your housemate is a sexy, cock hungry, stripper!It was Friday night, Bart and I started with a few beers in the pub, followed by a trip to ‘The Star of India’. I had a chicken madras and Bart a prawn bhuna, washed down with a few more beers. We then went to the wine bar next door to curry house for a couple of double whiskey and cokes. The air hit me as we left, and I felt quite pissed. Bart was keen to go on somewhere else and in my alcoholic haze, I naturally thought...