"Oh - I'm not sure I could do that!" That was my first response when my husband Ray told me about it. True, we both liked new experiences and discoveries - but I didn't know if I could do this. "There's no contact at all?" "Correct, that's how it works." As soon as Ray told me more, I knew we'd want to try it. It was outrageous. And so unusual. But the mix of fear and excitement and total outrageousness hooked me. Ray was...

The first question was for Sonya. Like all the others, it appeared on the screen, so there was no way to avoid or skip it. It sounded like this: Does the thought of having sex in public turn you on? Sonya thought for a moment. "You know, I'd definitely like to try it in the future. But not on the street. In the subway, for example, or maybe in the theater or at the cinema." "You are such a... naughty girl," her older sist...

Kate placed the plate of hors de oeuvres on the flat limestone rock and lowered herself into the bubbling warm water. Although there was an underwater ledge-like seat around the entire periphery of the hot tub, she chose to sit shoulder to shoulder with me. “Which one’s mine?” she asked. I was caught off guard; still reliving the image of her walking across the patio 99% nude. “Huh?” was my stupid response. She pointed to...

I think we can all heave a huge and much-needed sigh of relief at the knowledge that we've all nearly reached the end and there isn't much more of this shit. So, splash yourself out a glass of pink poison, give it a little swirl in the glass so it refracts the light, and then chuck it down your throat not letting it touch the sides on its way down. Just consider it a medicinal necessity. And with that, let's go 'to the le...

Dear Cum Lush,My really hot wife recently fell down the stairs and the police couldn’t prove it wasn’t an accident, so that’s good. Anyway, she bonked her head and now she thinks she’s sixteen.The sex has been fantastic, although I think her mind is still degrading, because we’ve gone from, “are your parents home,” to “is your wife home,” to “is Mom home” and she keeps shouting, “Oh, Daddy,” which is kind of hot, except f...

Dear BumGirl,'Hirsute trucker'!!! It was a pizza delivery moped as you well know, and I really object to you describing me as 'hirsute'. Certainly, you and your assorted collective of 'hen do' harlots and horny housewives didn't seem to object to the natural curls that adorned my pubic mound and lined my cunt lips. In fact, I distinctly remember one of them purring with delight at the sight of a 'natural redhead' and all...

Now in the salad bowl of existence that is our multi-cultural, multi-racial, pantheist, pan-sexual world sometimes, it might appear that what divides us is greater than the sum of our shared humanity. So it is more important than ever that we can celebrate and, dare I say it, worship those most divine of creatures that transcend our petty divisions with the universality of their adorable essence. I am, of course, talking...

Opening scene: Wide-angle helicopter view of low rolling hills ablaze with full autumn colors. The helicopter pans right and we see a majestic bridge crossing a large river. Those in the know will recognize it as the Tappan Zee Bridge crossing the Hudson River in New York State. The sun dances on the dying leaves, bringing out their full and dazzling hues. But thunderclouds are closing in from the west, lightning bolts ri...

“My pie is delicious, but does it have to come out of my oven?”“I don't get it.”I stopped myself from rolling my eyes and explained my proposition for the third time. “We don't have to bake the pies ourselves. We could buy them at a store and resell them at the fundraiser for more than they cost.”“But it's a Bake Sale,” Harper's mom replied from the stage in the school’s auditorium during the last minutes of the endless P...

My wife and I were married for about two years and then decided a separation was necessary. We separated for a little over a year. About fourteen months to be exact. I, also, need to inform you she was a virgin when we met in high school. Had never so much as had a guy play with her gorgeous, 36DD breast. Or her beautiful ass, which was round and could cradle any man who laid down on top of her.  The stories I write here...

Our next adventure on our Bali trip was at the last hotel we stayed at. We travelled to the south-east of Bali and stayed at one of the larger hotels for our last two nights. Our room was a ground floor room with a garden view. It had two large, full-length glass sliding doors with a small outdoor area and one of the many walking trails right opposite our room. It would have only been a few metres from our bed to the path...