The Trouble With Erections
Sometimes you get a stiffie at the most awkward moments
Gavin hated having to stand on a crowded tube in the rush hour, and this one was particularly jam-packed. To make matters worse, he’d had a seat at one point, but had gallantly surrendered it to an extremely pregnant woman who’d got on at Chancery Lane. Since then, the train had got increasingly crammed, until he was now crushed into a corner with his crotch pressed awkwardly against the buttocks of a slim, professionally...