I Married A Hooker
After returning from a two week enforced sabbatical, a bit of humor is in order...me thinks..
I met a girl who walked the street,I have to say she really looked sweet,Tight skirt of leather and lace,Long hair framed a pretty face,Didn't take much more than a glance,To realize I wanted to get into her pants,Next time I saw her walking by,I chugged my beer and went over to say 'Hi,'She asked me if I wanted to go out,What she did for a living, there was no doubt,Just to make sure there is no misconception,I normally...