Sam I was already several tequila shots in and stumbling slightly by the time my friend Jenna and I made it out Friday night. We went straight to the bar for more drinks, talking and laughing together as we looked around to check out the guys nearby. I’d always been a loud and horny drunk, which I got a lot of shit for from many of my friends. But my obnoxiousness was nothing compared to Jenna’s, and I loved her for it. “...

Welcome to the latest of my autobiographical stories! All the stories in this series answer questions from the Lush forums that I have a real and truthful answer for. For this series at least, if it isn’t true, it ain’t going in. You have my word. Unless you are my older brother, happening to practice your English by reading a couple of naughty stories. Definitely not true, FC1979. That said, you’d better go and read some...

It was Sunday morning and Brian was seated in the kitchen at the breakfast table. He and Hailey were alone in the house, her parents being still in the city and not expected home until that evening. Brian had just put a spoonful of cereal into his mouth when Hailey came through the door. On seeing how she was dressed, he exploded and spit the cereal all over the table. "I'm going to take that as a vote of approval for how...

It was June 1995, and my girlfriend Julie and I had managed to save enough money for a holiday abroad. We decided ten days on the small Greek island of Zakynthos would suit our taste and budget. The only time I’d been overseas before was with the whole family: grandparents, parents, and siblings. I couldn't help being giddy and excitable. We arrived in the morning around six-thirty and scorching hot air hit us when we ste...

Women my age will understand: menopause and its flood of hormones can really mess up a woman's view of herself and her world. Mine made me feel older, unattractive, and okay, ugly.  My husband worked at changing my opinion. "You're more beautiful now than when I married you," he said and he persuaded me to pose nude for him one Saturday morning because "You may become more beautiful but you will never be younger."  The ca...

It was such a shock to me when I was on a weekend away with my boyfriend Eric and a friend of mine, Tania. It was mid-afternoon and we had just returned from an eight-kilometer run. I was getting a glass of water to drink in the kitchen and Eric was sitting in the lounge watching TV. In walked Tania, from the bathroom, wearing only her black spandex halter top she wore for jogging. In her hands she was holding the spandex...

Hello,It's been a while. What’s your greatest fear, pet?You don’t know? I do. It’s being exposed to people you know. To your friends, to your family. If they could suspect even the slightest thing your whole world would get overthrown. This is why you will keep showing yourself off to strangers for me. Because they don’t know you. Nobody knows your name. Maybe in a little while nobody will even remember your face, but eve...

It was about one in the afternoon in Porto San Michele, on the eastern Italian Riviera. At this time the lovely town was mostly deserted. We'd just had lunch by the pool at the Santa Marguerite, a nice restaurant inside a beach establishment of the same name. The resort was elegant and complete with the best amenities, private cabins, hot showers and an stylish bar famous for serving the best espresso in town. So we decid...

Two years ago, my husband and I visited Australia. Sharing a motor home with my brother and his wife left us little opportunity to pander to each other's pleasures, and we so decided to stopover in Bali for an amorous seven days on our trip back. For this beach hotel and island tour, I had packed a separate suitcase containing only the bare essentials for the hot climate, mainly a couple of light summer dresses and my yel...