The Bass Player and I
The audition was a success, and her bass playing isn't bad, either!
"All in favor of killing Becky, raise their hands?"Four hands shot up instantly."It's agreed, we kill the bitch. As soon as possible."Oh, don't worry, dear reader, we're not really planning on killing someone. We'd like to, but we're not that violent or bloodthirsty. Becky is, or was, I should say, our bass player in our band, the Pastels. So named because of our love of 80's new wave, power pop and we all dress the part...