The Bacchanalian Threesome That Cancelled Christmas; Rudolph Roasted Too!!
The North Pole Times: All the News That's Unfit to Print“Fuck Christmas. I wanna shag sluts.” Santa's reindeer detoured to the North Pole pharmacy. Two bodacious babes prominent on the naughty list were, unsurprisingly, underdressed. Santa's schlong stretched one strumpet’s sopping snatch. Santa-seed spurted; Rudolph stomped his hoof impatiently. Venison’s invigorating when yule be shafting another quim. All-night sexual shenanigans screwed seasonal cheer; Santa's become our C...
