The Brothel At The End Of The Universe, pt. 9
Val, Bane and Rune get more than they asked for out of that Tulun D'tel shopping spree
My brain takes exactly one second to go through all the idiotic scenarios – Bane, naked female, hanky-panky, caught in the act, tears, screeching, it’s not what it looks like, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, let’s stay friends, blah, blah, blah. Then the rest of reality filters into my head. The naked woman – female, rather, clearly not human (skin’s too gray, claws are too long, and are those feelers?)...