Pleather Stories

Pleather pantsSeldom ride on the assesOf girls who wear glassesButI’m the proud exception to many a rule.Life’s full of surprisesLike a bad burritoThe Oort CloudOr an offshore bank accountAnd I’m just one of them.You seem to me to be searchingSearching to reverse the decline of our cultureSearching for a French movie where shit blows upSearching the Ovaltine can forAll of life’s answers.Well, you can find all that and mor...